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Humor, riddles, games and brain teasers - Αστειάκια, γρίφοι και σπαζοκεφαλιές Post phrases, photos, games and more that can make you laugh or leave you guessing for days.... - Δημοσιεύστε εδώ φράσεις, φωτογραφίες και άλλα τα οποία θα κάνουν τους άλλους να γελάσουν η να προβληματιστούν....

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Old 11-29-2008, 07:26 AM   #1
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12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts


12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts


  1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.
  2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
  3. I will get dressed before noon.
  4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.
  5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.
  6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.
  7. I will read a book...if I still remember how.
  8. I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.
  9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
  10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
  11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.
  12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime...and the Web will always be there tomorrow!
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Re: 12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts


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damn way too many of those are familiar.
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Old 11-29-2008, 05:47 PM   #3
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I thought those steps were pretty 'clean' considering how much porn is available on the web LOL
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damn way too many of those are familiar.
I know its too freakin funny and real. I was laughing my ass off especially at this one..

I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.
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Re: 12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts

Ahahaha, and this one is me now all the way

7. I will read a book...if I still remember how

Ah and this one, no comment, lol

4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.


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P mate thanxs for making me laugh.... l.m.a.o

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what does a book look like these day's.....
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I was once told of a new kind of laptop that was very portable and held countless pages of information and ran completely free of electricity. It was called a book!
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Re: 12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts

lol this is good

many of this is me also
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Re: 12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts

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12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts


  1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.
  2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
  3. I will get dressed before noon.
  4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.
  5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.
  6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.
  7. I will read a book...if I still remember how.
  8. I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.
  9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
  10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
  11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.
  12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime...and the Web will always be there tomorrow!
So true re, I have printed this and stuck it on my computers monitor to help me live a normal life again...Tis so addictive these internets.

Has this worked for anyone yet ?
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