Facts About Men and Women

[Prokomenos]

Facts About Men and Women

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
  A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
  
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
  
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  
• To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
  To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
  
• Married men live longer than single men.
  But married men are a lot more willing to die.
  
• Any married man should forget his mistakes.
  No sense two people remembering the same thing.
  
• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
  Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
  
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
  A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
  
• A woman has the last word in any argument.
  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

[Napalm]

Man these humor threads recently are really good social commentaries at times. See even the "joke" section of GR gives plenty for people to learn!

[Prokomenos]

Its amazing isn't it?
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[Hellenika]

Yeah, yeah but come on with the But married men are a lot more willing to die
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