A man is dining in a fancy restaurant .......

[half greek]

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
> gorgeous Brunette
> sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out
> since he sat down,
> but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
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> Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out
> of its socket
> toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of
> the air, and
> hands it back.
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> 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she
> pops her eye back in place.
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> 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,'
> she says.
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> They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
> they go to the
> theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she
> shares her deepest
> dreams and he shares his. She listens.
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> After paying for everything, she asks him if he would
> like to come to her
> place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a
> wonderful, wonderful
> time.
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> The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
> trimmings. The guy
> is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
> 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect
> woman. Are you this nice to every
> guy you meet?'
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> 'No,' she replies. . .
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[Aniet]

hahahahahahahhaahahhaha that's such a bad pun

[Napalm]

I liked the being left in suspence part :-)