| Jew goes to a bar An old Jew sits in a bar, drinking his beer, when he notices two Dutch guys having their beer and talking.
The Jew suddenly gets angry, walks over to them and splashes his beer over them, saying "That's for the holocaust!".
The Dutch guys, quite stunned, say "we're Dutch, not Deutsch you stupid geezer!", to which the Jew replies, "Dutch , Deutsch, it's all the same to me!" and leaves back to his table, ordering a fresh glass of beer.
One of the Dutch guys decided he won't stay silent, so he walks up to the old Jew and empties his pint of beer over the man's head, exclaiming "That's for the Titanic!"
The old Jew blinks and tells the Dutch guy, rather furiously "That was an iceberg!", to which the Dutchman replies as he walks back to his friend, "Iceberg, Goldberg, it's all the same to me".
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