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08-04-2008, 08:11 PM
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| GR Elite   Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK, just outside London
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My Mood:    | The bride tells her husband The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!
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08-05-2008, 12:53 PM
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| We live among them  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Kalamata
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| Re: The bride tells her husband HAHAHAH....release the prisoner immediately
__________________ "ΑΜΥΝΕΣΘΑΙ ΠΕΡΙ ΠΑΡΤΗΣ","ΧΕΣΑΤΟ Η' ΜΑΧΕΣΑΤΟ" "ΠΗΞΑΜΕ ΣΤΗΝ ΑΛΒΑΝΙΛΙΑ ΚΑΙ ΣΤΗΝ ΚΑΚΑΟΜΑΖΑ" "TURKISH BREADS ARE EATEN" |
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08-05-2008, 01:46 PM
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| GR Elite  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Holland
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My Mood:  | Re: The bride tells her husband To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 1 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. hahaha
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08-13-2008, 06:00 AM
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| The Big Boss  Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: In your head
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| Re: The bride tells her husband Good one half lol.............. |
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