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07-15-2008, 02:38 PM
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#1 | | GR Untouchable
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My Mood: Points: 631,723.82 Bank: 16,487,640.47 Total Points: 17,119,364.29 | Don't Drink And Drive To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 1 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
A man is out driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, the cops pull him over. The policeman walks up to the man and asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why? Was I weaving all over the road?" the man answered.
"No," replied the policeman, "you were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away." |
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07-15-2008, 02:43 PM
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#2 | | The Big Boss
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My Mood: Points: 4,063,652.86 Bank: 462,338,343.07 Total Points: 466,401,995.93 | Re: Don't Drink And Drive Hahaha lmao! Thats a good one! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 1 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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07-15-2008, 03:01 PM
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#3 | | GR Untouchable
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My Mood: Points: 631,723.82 Bank: 16,487,640.47 Total Points: 17,119,364.29 | Re: Don't Drink And Drive Hey, ugly fat girls need love too! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 1 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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07-15-2008, 03:38 PM
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#4 | | The Big Boss
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My Mood: Points: 4,063,652.86 Bank: 462,338,343.07 Total Points: 466,401,995.93 | Re: Don't Drink And Drive Your absolutely correct and their will always be a man for a fat woman but a fat man's chances of finding a women are something like 99 -1! |
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07-15-2008, 04:24 PM
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#5 | | GR Untouchable
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My Mood: Points: 631,723.82 Bank: 16,487,640.47 Total Points: 17,119,364.29 | Re: Don't Drink And Drive And the one he does find he will have to get her drunk, lol I guess also how fat he is matters. |
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07-16-2008, 11:30 AM
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#6 | | GR Elite
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My Mood: Points: 391.19 Bank: 904,140.73 Total Points: 904,531.92 | Re: Don't Drink And Drive Thats cruel, but its funny. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 1 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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Bring back Tassos Papadopoulos |
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07-16-2008, 11:51 AM
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#7 | | Moderator
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My Mood: Points: 4,970.74 Bank: 21,008.14 Total Points: 25,978.88 | Re: Don't Drink And Drive hahahahahaha
__________________ Εγώ μαθαίνω πιο γρήγορα γιατί μαθαίνω απο τα λάθη των άλλων!
-Μαμά τώρα που είμαι 16 μπορώ να βάλω σουτιέν;
-Όχι Σπύρο μου! |
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07-17-2008, 09:20 AM
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#8 | | We live among them
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My Mood: Points: 63,987.60 Bank: 25.46 Total Points: 64,013.07 | Re: Don't Drink And Drive There arent any ugly girls, theres only a lack of beer.
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07-17-2008, 01:26 PM
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#9 | | Banned
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Points: 792.38 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 792.38 | Re: Don't Drink And Drive hahahahaa!!!
This is so much funnier for me because my little brother just got a DWI lol To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 1 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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