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Old 07-06-2008, 09:34 PM   #1
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How to Impress a Woman/Man
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN...
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...
show up naked,
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bring beer.
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Re: How to Impress a Woman/Man
well it's a fair trade if you ask me because we basically look after you 24/7 and then also fulfill bedroom duties i mean come on!
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN...
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...
show up naked,
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bring beer.
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I think the impressing women list has it all covered, lol Impressing men, do they even need the beer? haha.
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well it's a fair trade if you ask me because we basically look after you 24/7 and then also fulfill bedroom duties i mean come on!
What are bedroom duties? Seriously, then women wonder why their men look at porn, etc. If I were a man and the woman was acting like it's some chore to do things with me, I would dump her ass, and then go look at porn
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What are bedroom duties? Seriously, then women wonder why their men look at porn, etc. If I were a man and the woman was acting like it's some chore to do things with me, I would dump her ass, and then go look at porn
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depends who you are with some men are a chore :P
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depends who you are with some men are a chore :P
Then show them the door, yep and it rhymes too! hahaha.
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Don't bother bringing the beer unless its Keo!
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Well all you have to do in Astoria is flash a wallet thats full of green to impress a women. Obviously not my wife because when I was flashing my wallet the only thing she was able to see where flying moths and clouds of dust.
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LOL! You found a good woman! But why would you be flashing your wallet though?
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Do you have to be drunk to be with a woman half? Or does it depend on the woman?
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