A bear, a rabbit... and a frog

[half greek]

As it is on any normal day in the forest, the arch-enemies Bear and Rabbit were fighting, with the bear chasing the rabbit madly for hours. Catching up on the rabbit, they both unusually tripped and fell, stumbling all over each other. Startled by this event (for in all their previous years they had never fallen), they turned to look at what they tripped on.... to find a frog.

Rabbit: "Hey look, it's a Frog!"
Frog: "I am a magic frog! I will grant you each three wishes!"
Bear: "And it talks!!!"
Frog: "I am a MAGIC frog! I will grant you each three wishes!"

The rabbit jumps up and down in excitement yelling "me first, me first" as the bear stands up, menacingly pushes him to one side and says "I am bigger, stronger and wiser... I shall go first"

Bear: "Hmmmm for my first wish, I wish to be the handsomest bear in the forest"
Frog: "Ribbit... Done"
Bear:"My second wish! I wish to have the biggest bear dick in the forest!"
Frog: "Ribbit.... Done"
Bear: "And my last wish! I wish all the female bears in the forest to be wildly attracted to me"
Frog: "Ribbit..... Done"

The rabbit jumps up "My turn my turn"
Rabbit: "I errmm wish .... for a motorbike!!!"
*ting" a brand-new Harley appears
Bear: "What are you insane??? What are you going to do with a motorbike in the forest? and where are you going to get petrol?"
Rabbit: "Shutup shutup its my wishes..... for my second wish, I errmm wish for a HELMET!"
*ting" a shiny new helmet appears on the rabbits head
Bear: "What the f**k?? Three wishes in the world and you wish for a helmet??? Are you outta your mind"

Unfazed... the rabbit jumps on the bike and revs it up.........
Rabbit: "And for my final wish!!!! I wish..... Bear was gay!!!"
VROOOMMM... the rabbit disappears in the distance....

[Apollyon]

hahahaha........go rabbit go

[Aniet]

hahahahahahaha lol