Crashing Plane

Napalm · 07-04-2008, 09:43 PM

A heavily loaded plane flying over Europe loses an engine and the pilot tells the passengers that unless we unload some weight from the plane we are going to crash.

Nearest to the cargo door is an American, an Albanian, a Frenchmen and a Greek.
The Frenchman goes,
"I'm going to throw out all my wine. In France we have way too much wine so I'll just throw out these crates we'll save weight."
Promptly the Frenchman tosses case after case of wines.
Next the American says,
"In America we have way too many guns, they are a dime a dozen". So immediately and orderly he takes a crate of shotguns, rifles and bullets and tosses them out the door.
Next in line was the Greek guy, he thinks for a second and tosses the Albanian out the door.

half greek · 07-05-2008, 08:03 AM

I saw that comming soon as I saw there was an Albanian passanger !
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Hellenika · 07-05-2008, 10:15 AM

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Napalm GR Elite Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Atlantis Posts: 423 Points: 34,220.67 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 34,220.67 Donate	Crashing Plane A heavily loaded plane flying over Europe loses an engine and the pilot tells the passengers that unless we unload some weight from the plane we are going to crash. Nearest to the cargo door is an American, an Albanian, a Frenchmen and a Greek. The Frenchman goes, "I'm going to throw out all my wine. In France we have way too much wine so I'll just throw out these crates we'll save weight." Promptly the Frenchman tosses case after case of wines. Next the American says, "In America we have way too many guns, they are a dime a dozen". So immediately and orderly he takes a crate of shotguns, rifles and bullets and tosses them out the door. Next in line was the Greek guy, he thinks for a second and tosses the Albanian out the door. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 1 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

07-05-2008, 08:03 AM	#2
half greek GR Elite Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK, just outside London Posts: 470 My Mood: Points: 1,545.87 Bank: 443,512.13 Total Points: 445,058.00 Donate	Re: Crashing Plane I saw that comming soon as I saw there was an Albanian passanger ! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 1 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 1 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Bring back Tassos Papadopoulos

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