| Mick Jagger and Keith Richards Tattoo Once there was a woman who was a big fan of the Rolling Stones. She loved them so much that she went to a tattoo parlor, and asked the tattooist to tattoo a picture of Mick Jagger on the inside of one thigh, and a picture of Keith Richards on the inside of the other thigh. The tattooist worked long and hard, but when he finished, the woman refused to pay him, saying the tattoos didn’t look anything like Mick & Keith. They argued back & forth, and finally decided to ask an impartial observer. The first person they met in the street was a wino. The woman whipped up her dress and said, "Does that look like Mick Jagger & Keith Richards or not?" The wino took a close look and said, "I don’t know about those two guys, but the one in the middle with the beard and bad breath - that’s Willie Nelson for sure," |