| Skopian jokes they're telling in Europe! I've been waiting to make a thread like this for while. Feel free to add your own!
Q: How do you get a skopian to win a marathon?
A: Just tell him there's a war and you get a Bulgarian passport at the finish line!
Q: How many skops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1001. One to screw in the light bulb, and about 1000 to create web pages proving that electricity was invented in Skopje!
Q: How do you confuse a skopian?
A: Just ask him what his race is!
Q: You've heard of Smoke Free environments, but what is the most Skopian free environment?
A: History section of the library! |