One for the ladies :-)

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One for the ladies


One day my housework-challenged

husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'



'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back,
'University
of Oklahoma '
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying
in bed.
The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies,
'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes
today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you
think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call
an intelligent,
good looking, sensitive man?
Ans: A rumor
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A man and his wife,
now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding Anniversary.
On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they
had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for
a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately
she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for
a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately
he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom
to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys
whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call
a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean
when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold
the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them
remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail
folder
'Instruction Manuals'
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